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why did the chicken cross the road?

.. apart from the obvious, and whilst many would say "who cares", there are an equal many who will be quite concerned.

especially, so when the chicken it's quite likely a phoenix chook, a breed of long-tailed chickens, with awesome snow white plumage, and a bright maroon comb!

then again, if you are into jokes ... here goes

Answer: He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!

or if you are into the 'other' science...

Albert Einstein: The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken.

Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross roads.

Wolfgang Pauli: There was already a chicken on this side of the road.

Carl Sagan: There are billions and billions of such chickens, crossing roads just like this one, all across the universe.

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